There Is a Peacock In My Car

There is a peacock in my car. The cows were I the road again. I ran into the back of a semi. I almost ran into the back of a semi. My basement flooded. My husband took both sets of car keys. I was bitten by a raccoon and had to get a rabies shot. My house is on fire. My car is on fire. My dog is on fire. My chicken coop is on fire. My sink is on fire. I had to find a home for the stranger I found on my couch this morning. Just a few of the excuses I have used when I am late for work.