The Royal Wedding Cake

When William spied his lovely bride, he did a double take, but his mind was caught in delicious thoughts of the six foot wedding cake. Kate looked good like a duchess should but he felt his stomach rumble, with dreams of mounds of buttercream, under English toffee crumble. William is wise and it was no surprise he vowed not to forsake but he rushed his lines so he wouldn’t miss his tea and biscuit break. Kate so fit, would have none of it nor allow him to partake, she couldn’t bare seeing her royal heir up to his ass in cake. Kate looked alright on their wedding night she was glad to be his wife, William couldn't ignore what he’d waited for He grabbed himself a knife. It didn’t cut through then William knew he’d made a big mistake, he might have known it was Styrofoam the royal cake was fake!