The Naked Ramblers Society

Wobbly bits , Hairy bits and dangly bits galore So if you're feeling squeamish Draw your curtains and lock the door For today is the day in Yorkshire When the naked ramblers go on tour. They will walk beside the railway line From Settle to Carlisle All their bits a bouncing For mile after mile You are welcome to join them but you can wear nothing but a smile . One of the guys must have fallen in a puddle I think his name is Jim Some things shrink when they're in water and you'll feel really sorry for him. The lady garden of Hairy Mary Really needs a trim . One lady must be American Well her wobbly bits have certainly gone To the very deepest south . She's spitting out tobacco juice From the corner of her mouth Her lady garden looks angry With that mass of ginger hair Goodness gracious , She bent over Now that really gave me a scare. I hope I have inspired you So if you're feeling brave Pop into the bathroom and give your bits a shave Then you can apply to join The naked ramblers society Don't forget to give me a wave I'm the guy hiding behind the tree.