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The Miss Universe Scam

The Miss Universe pageant should be mirth, it is a scam for all that it’s worth, now this can’t be denied; it can’t be justified, ‘cause all the winners are here from Earth.

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Phyllis Babcock

Date: 8/14/2021 9:49:00 AM

Nice creative write Lindsay. I hope all is well your way and that you have recovered nicely from your virus. All is well our way. A very hot hot summer this year and afraid prices will go up because crops are cooked. love phyl

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/15/2021 7:38:00 PM

Thank you Phyllis ... yes, I'm right as rain now. The weather isn't though. Windy; showery; and not warm at all. Oh well, soon it will be spring - regards - Lindsay

Robert Pettit

Date: 3/14/2021 6:05:00 PM

Clever write, and quite humorous.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 6:13:00 PM

Hello Robert ... I'm pleased you got a chuckle while trying to work it out - thanks Robert - Lindsay

Janice Canerdy

Date: 3/9/2021 9:13:00 PM

So clever and creative, Lindsay! Janice

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 6:11:00 PM

Hello Janice ... it's just a question that needs an answer but how do we know if there is a Martian in the finals - thanks Janice - Lindsay

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 3/9/2021 8:17:00 PM

I have often wondered what Miss Universe would look like on Jupiter!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 6:07:00 PM

Hello Michelle ... in the present time, I don't think it would look too impressive; of course how do we know - thanks Michelle - Lindsay

Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/9/2021 5:32:00 PM

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Bullseye, You sure hit the target with this one, my friend. ~ gw

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 6:05:00 PM

Hello Gershon ... it's a very serious event Gershon. Those on Mars become glued to their TV sets - pleased you got a chuckle Gershon - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/9/2021 4:20:00 PM

Things may change when they colonise Mars lol

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 6:02:00 PM

Hello Tom ... I think the event is pretty safe - thanks Tom - Lindsay

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 3/9/2021 12:37:00 PM

I had never given it much thought, Sir Lindsay, but we can't argue with your logic! Bob

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 6:00:00 PM

G'day Bob ... organizers must go for the maybe unless proved wrong. Like you Bob, I don't lose sleep over these events - thanks Bob - Lindsay

Jan Allison

Date: 3/9/2021 12:34:00 PM

oh so clever lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 5:57:00 PM

Hello Jan - often been told I'm too clever for my own good - thank you Jan - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

Date: 3/9/2021 11:21:00 AM

Clever and true (as far as we know; some do appear to be from another planet)! Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 5:55:00 PM

G'day Rico ... sometimes I reckon there has to be more intelligent life in the universe than what we have on earth - thanks Rico - Lindsay

Judy Ball

Date: 3/9/2021 9:22:00 AM

Ya Got A Point There Mate! Good stuff. It made me chuckle. God Bless, JB

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 5:53:00 PM

Hello Judy ... pleased you got a chuckle Judy. The organizers must know more than the scientists about 'out there' - Lindsay