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The Flying Flatulences

Inspired by my Friend Jan Allison (A one ring circus) The Flying Flatulences Watch if you dare They like to break wind While they fly through the air No effort at all As they flutter with ease Letting lose, then clinging As if on trapeze I might say you lie If you've not seen them yet And their brilliant finale Above the porcelain net They must be the greatest I'm sure you must think But to tell you the truth Their act really stinks

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 9/29/2020 6:18:00 PM
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,. You are plum crazy my friend and I love it! Made me laugh so hard.
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Date: 8/17/2018 8:32:00 AM
Jerry, I almost choked on me cuppa this morning after I read this very witty and hilarious write! I love humor in poetry and this was a great one. Many thx for your kind comment re The Haunted House. Best to you as you continue your poetical journey - Bob
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Date: 7/30/2018 2:44:00 AM
Humour at its best Jerry - thanks for the giggler - Lindsay
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Date: 7/21/2018 11:54:00 AM
Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it. Funny stuff, Jerry:)
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Date: 7/19/2018 12:18:00 PM
I once knew a man who proclaimed to be able to fart the Old Rugged Cross, first verse only, mind you. Can't beat poop humor...
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Date: 7/19/2018 10:09:00 AM
I knew this was going to be good when I read the title.. you didn't disappoint!
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Date: 7/18/2018 9:59:00 PM
LOL! You be making Jan proud I am sure! Fantastic delight to read ;)
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Date: 7/18/2018 7:32:00 PM
do you do parties : ) lol
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Date: 7/18/2018 3:03:00 PM
- I'm sure you're right :))) .... I have to read Jan's poem - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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