The Duke of Mar-A-Lago

(Sung to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan’s "The Duke of Plaza Toro," from The Gondoliers) When all the land did take a stand When bugs we all were fighting He led the nation from behind (He found it more exciting) But when it came to placing blame His place was in the fore, O! That pixilated Bloviated Overrated President The Duke of Mar-a-Lago When faced with real facts, ha, ha! He never had our backs, ha, ha! That pixilated Bloviated Overrated Dunderhead The Duke of Mar-a-Lago Each day in dress he’d meet the press And boast of all he’d finished In voice so loud it dulled the crowd He somehow seemed diminished He’d rant and howl and shake his jowl “It’s perfect,” he would roar, O! That dissipated Aberrated Coronated Pompadour The Duke of Mar-a-Lago In the first and foremost fight, ha, ha! He never did what’s right, ha, ha! That dissipated Aberrated Coronated Chucklehead The Duke of Mar-a-Lago With jobless rolls and sinking polls He turned to Doctor Fauci How could he guess that Dr. F Would come across so grouchy? He told what’s true when lies would do And made The Boss look poor, O! That hair a’glowin’ Waist a’growin’ Facts unknowin’ Imbecile The Duke of Mar-a-Lago He promised us a fix, ha, ha! Then left us in the sticks, ha, ha! That hair a’showin' Skin a’glowin’ Waist a’growin’ Nincompoop The Duke of Mar-a-Lago When to evade destruction’s hand To act they all proceeded He told the guvs to just wear gloves That masks weren’t really needed Those gowns and gear and outerwear He’d keep them all in store, O! That unelected Disconnected Misdirected Idiot The Duke of Mar-a-Lago To all us simple folks, ha! ha! He told us it’s a hoax, ha! ha! That unaffected Disconnected Misdirected Knucklehead The Duke of Mar-a-Lago He had a plan our man of tan On Easter Day to open “This virus, hey, got in my way It’s not what I was hopin’ But worry not for I have got A drug to vanquish gore,” O! That vegetated Radiated Pustulated Counterfeit The Duke of Mar-a-Lago To men of grosser clay, ha, ha! He always showed the way, ha, ha! That vegetated Radiated Pustulated Charlatan The Duke of Mar-a-Lago To men of grosser clay, ha, ha! He always showed the way, ha, ha! That vegetated Radiated Pustulated Dissipated Aberrated Coronated Pixilated Bloviated Overrated Unelected Unaffected Disconnected Misdirected Hair a’growin’ Skin a’glowin’ Waist a’growin’ Facts unknowin’ Bozo The Duke of Mar-a-Lago