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The Biggest Loser

There goes the Donald again, flapping his mouth Every time he lets it fly, his ratings go South And she who would be chief Constitutional vandal The media just glossed over her latest scandal Truly it’s a contest to see who’s the biggest loser So put Jillian Michaels in charge; we could really use her Is he nastier than her, or she worse than him? Instead of the White House, get their butts to the gym The true biggest loser, of course, is plain to see The ordinary Americans like you and me... 8/2/16

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Elissa Quigley

Date: 8/26/2016 11:46:00 AM

Very true. Even though I can't vote yet

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 8/3/2016 11:03:00 AM

Yes, always the voters are those who lose! Great writing dear, Tom! You have to choose between two evils choose the lesser one. The problem is to find who that person is.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/3/2016 6:37:00 AM

YEp, the true losers are WE. This is the way politics have turned. And it's been that way a long time now. VEry well done

Tim Smith

Date: 8/2/2016 1:17:00 PM

You are so right Tom...who can screw up the country the least....I'm still not sure

Tom Quigley
Date: 8/2/2016 2:51:00 PM

Ugh...yes. Dunno.

Kim Merryman

Date: 8/2/2016 12:11:00 PM

Ha! Ha! So true, and more sad than funny. Great write, Tom! Blessings!

Tom Quigley
Date: 8/2/2016 2:50:00 PM

Thank you, Kim!

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/2/2016 12:09:00 PM

- Not my country ..... not my "president" ...... but Donald is frightening and an angry man .... behaves very "childish" ... A well written poem ..... . hope he loses big ..... I agree with, Daniel Turner - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Tom Quigley
Date: 8/2/2016 2:50:00 PM

Thank you, Anne-Lise. My guess is that many people don't want to go near controversy. Of course there's supposed to be a bunch of drama going on here, and I don't ever seem to run into it...

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 8/2/2016 12:23:00 PM

- I wrote a poem about Donald .... "God Bless America" a while back (posted 08/03/2016) ...... many reads numbers, but few comments :)))) .... a theme no one dare give their opinion ? ! ??

Charlie Smith

Date: 8/2/2016 11:29:00 AM

Quite the choice, Hmmmm...Thanks for sharing.

Daniel Turner

Date: 8/2/2016 10:57:00 AM

Great political humor. Personally, I'll take Hillary. If The Donald becomes president we'll be at war within 6 months. I mean a full scale war! Too thin skinned. But yes, you are correct Tom.

Tom Quigley
Date: 8/2/2016 2:49:00 PM

Thanks, Daniel!