The Bawdy Ballad of Robin Hood

Oooh Miss Whiplash Hit me with your cane Oooh Miss Whiplash Make me feel the pain and if I beg for mercy Please hit me once again Oooh Miss Whiplash Hit me with your cane . The merry men are captured and placed in the castle stocks Tights pulled down around their ankles They are wearing them like socks For Prince John has hired Miss Whiplash Telling her to whip their butts but Robin hood is excited and can't keep his mouth shut . Oooh Miss whiplash Hit me with your cane Oooh Miss Whiplash make me feel the pain and if I beg for mercy Please hit me once again Oooh Miss Whiplash Hit me with your cane . Punishment is over The merry men set free Robin vows to rob the rich Until he rids Nottingham of poverty but he knows his men need discipline To keep them on the right track So he has kidnapped Miss Whiplash and he's never going to give her back . Oooh Miss Whiplash Hit me with your cane Oooh Miss Whiplash Make me feel the pain and if I beg for mercy Please hit me once again Oooh Miss Whiplash Hit me with your cane . The wealthy have been so greedy Taxation so unfair Robin and his Merry men Are hero worshipped everywhere The poor can have the money His men distribute it with care but Miss Whiplash he keeps for himself He's just not willing to share . Oooh Miss Whiplash Hit me with your cane Oooh Miss Whiplash Make me feel the pain and if I beg for mercy Please hit me once again Oooh Miss Whiplash Hit me with your cane . For the Robin Hood Contest . Sponsor Isaiah Zerbst.