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The Bare Essentials

A lady who entered a nudity contest complained the fee was in excess of her paltry means. To an all male jury she pleaded: Gentlemen, as you can see I lack the monetary essentials but not the bare credentials!

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Date: 5/21/2024 1:43:00 PM
ha! very clever, maurice!
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Date: 5/21/2024 12:59:00 PM
KA-CHING
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Maurice Rigoler
Date: 5/21/2024 1:04:00 PM
Thanks for the comment, John. Good to hear from you. / Maurice

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