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The Agony of De Feet

The Agony of de feet When I am afoot I fear for the fact That my didgets will fidget And I must react My corns are like thorns When the pressure is great The bunion’s no funion My toenails ingrown With all this pain I can loudlly state I must buy large shoes To give me some space to rid me of this winged tip fate Ralph SergI © October 23, 2018

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Date: 10/30/2018 8:47:00 PM
Now this is funny! Nice Work!
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Date: 10/29/2018 1:35:00 PM
This one hurt me to my sole, through in some neuropathy, and welcome to my world, good one Ralph...
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Ralph Sergi
Date: 10/29/2018 5:12:00 PM
Thank you, Charlie: You always manage to throw something in (sole) at the end of each comment (ha ha)
Date: 10/23/2018 4:21:00 PM
Funny verse, and inventive, too! Great write, Ralph! Enjoyed :)
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Ralph Sergi
Date: 10/23/2018 5:09:00 PM
Thank you, Laura. I remember wearing the tight wing tips at an early age. ouch!
Date: 10/23/2018 3:54:00 PM
OUCH and sadly I can relate as I had to see the doc today about a split in my big toe and have to be careful it doesn't turn into an ingrowing toenail, wearing ill fitting shoes can wreak havoc with our tootsies!:-) hugs Jan xx
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