Thar She Blows

Tinkerbell , Tinkerbell My grandmother would shout Oh dear , Bloody hell She's let the damn thing out. I knew that it was coming There was no more to be said Whoosh , There she goes Phtttttt Thar she blows and she'd pooped upon my head. No she wasn't a fairy but she was vicious and scary and that damn canary Really hated me . Next time I went round there I wore my baseball cap I'm a brave lad from Yorkshire and I'm not taking any crap but she landed on my shoulder and gave my ear a peck I managed to fight her off and then I hit the deck Whoosh , There she goes Phttttt , Thar she blows and she'd pooped upon my head No she wasn't a fairy but she was vicious and scary and that damn canary Really hated me . She's sat upon the curtain rail Surveying her domain just like a queen but I know she is evil and a disgusting poop machine She's got more ammunition than a battleships magazine Whoosh . There she goes Phtttttttt , Thar she blows and she's pooped upon my head. No she wasn't a fairy but vicious and scary and that damn canary Really hated me.