Thanksgiving Eve

Thanksgiving Eve Hate the holidays well I got one for you. Dont have to follow no rules. Just drink till ya drop. To what's the ocassion still ya havent a clue. Hey there missy. dont piss and moan just grab a pint ya big sissy. No need for a kleenex just wipe that blood off on your sleeve. Stoner slacker and poets unite for it's Thanksgiving Eve. No need to hang anything by the chimney with care. But it is a party so lets see your underwear. Lets beat the holiday blues. Hey who's drunk and horney? Short skirts and thoose high heel shoes. Crank that jukebox hey grandpa theres no need to leave. Cause everyone is included on Thanksgiving eve. Hey amigo if we play are cards right. we can stir enough stuff to see a chick fight. Hey whats going on upstairs God only knows. It's not cheating just wrestling without any clothes. Hey who just cut a whole in the floor? hey grandpa ya better watch that exotic woman your dancing with. Cause she's a woman with a little more. Hey ya'll the cops are coming along with a swat team so it's my cue to leave. but like that fat prick in a red suit I'll return to bring ya another great Thanksgiving Eve.