Take a Hike

We thought we'd have a little fun At my friends house last night His wife would demonstrate how it should be done To be sure we did it right . One of the lads would pluck eyebrows Another would use a lady shave Solemnly I had to swear a vow That I would endure the waxing craze. Well when I saw the eyebrow Plucker At last I began to relax I heard him yelp and thought '' Sucker '' I bet you wish you'd chosen the wax. Let it go a little hard and playful His wife said as she shaved around his bits A woman , A razor and his tadpole No that would have really given me the squits . Then she put wax strips on my hairy legs Telling me to hold on to the chair Promise me it won't hurt , I beg OOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHH I flew up in the air . I've decided women are masochistic They really have to be Or perhaps they are just sadistic and enjoy inflicting cruelty . So I'm never again going to play women's games They can call me chicken all they like When they've finished laughing and calling me names I'll just say '' YOU CAN TAKE A HIKE ''