Sunday Funnies V

maybe they just need some oinkment when pigs get laryngitis i suppose they feel somewhat disgruntled english teacher's nightmair observed in a book store: "sale - all spelling workbooks 50% of!" too much of a good thing poetry teacher: "i can't say enough about not saying too much" paternal paradox my grandfather once told me "never trust anyone... trust me on this" where the h am i? to a dictionary editor 'h' is the middle of nowhere such a critic i tried that new restaurant on the moon good food but no atmosphere a pun further analysis the bonfire sank my boat you can't have your kayak and heat it too Humor attribution: all humor found online and converted to monoku form by yours truly.