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A tribute to Hollywood Squares Q and A changed a little somtimes to rhyme If you decide to pet a dog Everyone knows it'll wag it's tail What's the reaction you get from a goose? "Of course make him bark, without fail!" .....Paul Lynde Long ago when your great grandpa Put horseradish on his head what was he really trying to do? "Put it into his mouth instead!"......George Gobel The question was very simple The answer had all enthralled Can boys join the campfire girls? "Only after, lights out, is called!"..... Marty Allen When a couple has a baby Who is responsible for it's sex? The answer, "I'll lend him the car" "It's up to him what happens next"..... Charley Weaver You've decided to grow strawberries Are you getting any the first year? "Of course I'm not getting any" "I'm busy growing strawberries here!"..... Charley Weaver If you're going to skydive At least how high should you be? "Three days of steady drinking" "Should just about do it for me!"..... Charley Weaver True or False, a pea can last As long as five thousand years "Sometimes it sure seems that way" .....George Gobel Had everyone laughing to tears!

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Date: 8/20/2017 7:49:00 AM
Fave. I loved that show; I used to watch it with my grandmother. I remember each and every one of your comics. Amazingly clever!
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Pat Adams
Date: 8/20/2017 9:55:00 AM
Comedy that should not be forgotten! Thanks for the comment Dale! rpat

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