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Spice Advice

As you get older, you'll hear plenty of quips On freedom and wisdom, but here's my tip: Guard your schnoz around pepper, and squeeze those knees If you don't want to pee your pants when you sneeze! 8/28/21 Your best four line light verse #2 Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins

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Date: 9/24/2021 1:42:00 AM
Wow! Congrats! Thanks for sharing this, and the chuckle it creates. God bless you.
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Date: 9/23/2021 3:24:00 PM
I liked it a lot before and I still do. Big congrats on well deserved win
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Date: 9/23/2021 2:39:00 PM
So true, Michelle. A big CONGRATS on your win. Janice
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Date: 9/23/2021 11:02:00 AM
Great advice Michelle. This is hilarious and and oh so witty. Congrats and high fives!
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Date: 9/23/2021 9:44:00 AM
Wow! How interesting! Congratulations!
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Date: 9/21/2021 6:26:00 PM
Hello Michelle ... I had to smile after reading your verse as I too know the consequences of sniffing the pepper pot - thank you Michelle - Lindsay
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Date: 9/16/2021 9:51:00 AM
So funny, we have to admit your light verse weighs heavy with truth - well penned my friend! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 9/1/2021 10:09:00 AM
hahahaha.. sure do , goood luck in Milton's contest.
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Date: 8/30/2021 2:15:00 PM
Michelle, I love it when you write spicy, you really know how to curry my favor! Thank you for the sage (oops, I mean pepper) advice. Hopefully I'll remember it next thyme I sneeze (I tend to sneeze whenever I feel chili). Thanks for the smiles.
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Date: 8/30/2021 1:37:00 PM
HAHA! Very good advice!
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Date: 8/29/2021 10:03:00 AM
excellent light verse!!
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Date: 8/29/2021 9:26:00 AM
Dear Michelle, your clever pen never lets me down and for that I applaud you :)) Indeed, you offer such sage spice advice! Your witty light verse leaves me in giggles.. love the title too. Best wishes for a win and warmest wishes for you, my dear friend.. ~Susan
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Date: 8/28/2021 9:02:00 PM
Hilarious, Michelle! Good luck in the contest!
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Date: 8/28/2021 6:51:00 PM
Pretty good advice, Michelle. lol. I think I"ll take it! ~ gw
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Date: 8/28/2021 12:06:00 PM
Wonderful, Michelle. I can't stop laughing. Thank you so much for a laugh, and good luck with the contest.
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Date: 8/28/2021 11:59:00 AM
lol, I am giggling Michelle, good luck in the contest : )
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Date: 8/28/2021 10:41:00 AM
LOL. thanks for the laugh today. Well done :)
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Michelle Faulkner
Date: 8/28/2021 10:45:00 AM
Thank you, Heidi
Date: 8/28/2021 9:50:00 AM
I enjoyed making my mother-in-law laugh as no matter how hard she squeezed, she still could not laugh without peeing her pants! Thanks for the laugh!
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Michelle Faulkner
Date: 8/28/2021 9:54:00 AM
Glad to help, Rico :)

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