Smirkedy Smirk.( Sung To a Great Song: Yakety Yak.)

He's quick to flash his latest jewel. They must have brought it by mule. And while he's dazzling your eyes. He's quickly saying his goodbyes. Smirkedey Smirk. What a jerk! He's spotted mermaids from afar. Quick introductions, hit the bar. Imbibe it all, babe, it's on me. What I want later will come free. Smirkedey Smirk. What a jerk! Next day he's strutting like a stud. Forget the gym. It's steroids, bud! As for performance, he's the star. He'll screech the stop lights in his car. Smirkedey Smirk. What a jerk! Long, lovely wailing sax solo. ( While all around him plot a discreet murder) ( behind the sand dune? No, under the pier!) ( In the boathouse! Oh, no, he's going to sing!) My daddy's rich, he's CEO. I know everyone there is to know. So keep your hands off me and mine! My Speedos are designer line. Smirkedey Smirk. WHAT A JERK! Smirkedey Smirk. Smirkedey Smirk! ( Repeat and fade out. And then, a shot rings out?!...)