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Sleepwalkers

She did not recall those nightly forages Those midnight snacks had packed on the pounds From her eating habits she couldn't disengage She needs to solve the mystery of those midnight rounds Her husband was suspicious too And he wondered what he should do For someone was putting miles on his car! It was really quite bizarre So he installed cameras, both inside and out To see what this mystery was all about They reviewed the tapes after a couple days They were both shocked and dismayed There was his wife having a midnight snack Sleepwalking to the kitchen and back! The couple knew this was no dream For there he was, driving down the road with high beams! This sleepwalking couple knew just what to do They'd kill two birds with one stone and go to the drive-thru! -- 7-20-18 Sleepwalking Contest Sponsored by: John Hamilton

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Date: 8/3/2018 2:26:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Joseph! : )
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Date: 8/1/2018 7:12:00 PM
Lol! Enjoyed this! Creative twist. Congratulations on your win.
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Date: 8/1/2018 3:31:00 PM
Big congrats, Joseph!!
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Date: 7/31/2018 9:50:00 PM
Congrats to win. Warm Wishes.
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Date: 7/31/2018 9:40:00 AM
Truly a delight to read this one, great write Joseph congrats on a fine win!
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Date: 7/31/2018 9:45:00 AM
Thank you for my placement John..
Date: 7/28/2018 1:26:00 AM
Ha Ha, I laughed at this one, Joseph:) a wonderful entry:)
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Date: 7/26/2018 6:43:00 PM
HA this is a really different side to you, Joseph. Good one. this contest really has me puzzled what to do!
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Date: 7/21/2018 3:56:00 PM
Very clever, enjoyed it very much!
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Date: 7/20/2018 11:01:00 PM
Fine couple! made for each other. Well penned.
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Date: 7/20/2018 4:09:00 PM
Fund story--especially the ending..well done, Joseph.
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Date: 7/20/2018 4:05:00 PM
giggling all the way, joseph... fine job here... huggs
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Date: 7/20/2018 1:00:00 PM
LOL Funny Joseph! Great poem for the contest :)
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Date: 7/20/2018 12:37:00 PM
Very imaginative and funny too...All the best Joseph
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