Simon

Simon has been gone a long time Does he think we are playing hide and seek I remember him saying 20 minutes ago He was going to take a leak. I open up the bathroom door I can't believe what I see Simon sitting on the bathroom floor His trousers around his knee's. His head bowed over the toilet rim Shouting Hughey into the bowl Are you ok , I ask of him but he's busy retching up his soul. It must have been a virus Ha , That's a likely tale I don't suppose it has a lot to do With downing 8 pints of Yorkshire ale. The world is spinning round mate He begged me to leave him on his own Would I call his missus So she could drive him home . I heard him say '' I effing love you'' You're beautiful you are Then I heard her snap You drunken prat Get in the effing car . I would hate to be in his shoes This morning when he wakes Last night his wife looked so angry I felt the earth around her shake. She won't ground him forever Even henpecked husbands don't get that fate and in the pub next Friday He'll have to face his mates.