Secrets Men Share About Women

I will tell you deep dark secrets That only men share In private conversations Where no flower is allowed To bloom A woman can be like a video game Rejuvenating Makes us feel like boys again Yet we sweat and toil Huff and puff A man’s work Dedicated to scoring points Until we hear her Piercing Wailing Bell A woman can be like a lawnmower Fill her up With the sweetest oil Grasp that fragrant hair Tightly in hand Pull her forward In a rough yet tender way Until a lingering kiss Ignites her motor Rewards us with Those powerful Tremors And Vibrations Lets us know “Job well done.” A woman can be like a roller coaster Ride her up Then Ride her down Wild excitement And Abject fear The perverse delight in Wondering if we will Survive The perilous journey Or be Thrown From the track Destroyed And my woman My love Who Washes me in her Most private Perfume sins Who Whispers obscene Confessions In harsh gasps Hot breath bullets That shatter my brain Who Is a living contradiction Both Tyrant and Socialist Bringing obedient Albeit Willing Slaves To share our love Primal desires unleashed In communal ways That would have made Karl Marx Renounce his creed My woman can be like a fountain A watery refuge from The steamy oppressive night Hit the right switch And she’s a squirting delight Close your eyes Listen And you can almost hear Dancing music Synchronized to The contractions and expansions Of her gushing love Resuscitates your Weary body Heals your tormented soul Bathes you in the Spring Of All that is good All that has any meaning In this Life