Santa Buddy - a spoof of Santa Baby
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This is sort of a flip-side parody of the Eartha Kitt song "Santa Baby" from 1953 (which I hear most of the christmas season everywhere). This is what it might be like to be the Sugar Daddy being sung to.
Yo! Santa Buddy, do you think you could help out a bro,
You know, with some dinero.
Santa Buddy - my lady wants to eat somewhere nice.
Yo! Santa Buddy, do you think you could help out a friend
And send, something I can spend.
Santa Buddy - my lady wants some jewelry with ice.
Every time you hold out your hand,
I give a contribution for my fellow man.
Every time you ring your bell,
I put a few dollars in your silver pail.
Yo! Santa Buddy, your biggest admirer is me,
But see, my pocket's empty.
Santa Buddy - my lady is so way overpriced!
Copyright © Mark J. Halliday | Year Posted 2023
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