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Redneck Valentine

You melt my butter. You sop my gravy. There is no other like my redneck baby. You're the frost on my mug; the salt on my pretzel. You really squish my mud. You're the one I want to wrestle. But if faithful, you're not, or you be loose and fast; not Cupid's arrow shot, but mine, in your ass! Love, Arlene

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 2/23/2015 10:21:00 PM
Well now that I've caught my breath from laughing my head off, I can comment. That last line, oh my gosh. :) Thanks so much for the laugh and lift.
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Date: 2/15/2015 6:03:00 PM
LOVE THIS. you rock, Arlene.
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Date: 2/13/2015 7:39:00 PM
LOL...how did that Jeff Foxworthy joke go? You tickled me tonight, Arlene! Hugs, Rhonda
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Date: 2/11/2015 7:44:00 AM
This one gave me a good belly laugh! It is definitely redneck!
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Date: 2/10/2015 6:52:00 PM
ha! love it!
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Date: 2/10/2015 5:56:00 PM
G'day Arlene... Thanks for the chuckle Arlene. Regards - Lindsay
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Date: 2/10/2015 5:12:00 PM
This is so hilarious and creative, Arlene! I love it!! A 7! :)
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