Phanatic

I've got to say this from the start Hate me though, you may! I'm from Philly, born and raised To God and sports we pray! When I was just a little girl The Phillies beat them all I wanted to marry Michael Schmidt Sure we would have a ball! I worked so very hard at school To earn a bunch of A's Because the Philly paper gave Free tickets out as praise! And as I grew my team has had Its share of downs and ups But win or lose, I like tight pants And cold beer in my cups! My mother was a Phillies fan And I find it oh so fitting That the last time they were World Champs We at her wake were sitting.