Pets Revenge

For example a Dachshund dog was thrown 5 floors to his death The owner photographed this and posted it online His dog looked like he was sleeping but was dead I tracked the Dachshund Dog’s Killer down and killed him I put him in an 80s violent video game with block graphics I hit him with a stabbing dagger in both shoulders Then machete chopped half of his pinto skull off Finally finishing him off with a flick knife in the gut Next there was the case of the animal rescue centre 9 pussycats were murdered for no real reason Except they were living in the centre I drove up to the animal sanctuary in a Technical I beeped and they opened the gates and I saw him The Pussycat Murderer who swaggered about like a real man I aimed my remote control 50 Cal gun with my PS2 controller And popped the motherer with a hundred 50 Cal Raufoss rounds A woman cut the foot off her dog with a machete Because the dog annoyed his owner All this was filmed and posted online I found the Limping Woman who made her dog painfully limp I said Hi and smirked then tightly tied her up And had my way with her 25 times in a calendar day Her pussy was sore and needed stitching due to the table leg As did her feet when I sliced off all her damn toes Most bizarre of all was the small dog Who was partly skinned alive by his owner This dog was rescued and given treatment Dog Skinner was a hard man to find but not hard in a fight I threw him a knife and said, ‘Skin me or be maimed...’ His lunges were slow and unskilled and embarrassing I blocked them with one hand and closed my eyes I snapped his spine with one single side kick And a man drove his car and threw out his dog Like a bit of trash with duct taped up feet and muzzle The cops rescued the dog and jailed the man I impersonated a Police Officer and ‘apprehended’ the suspect Who had just been released from jail for leaving his pet dog for dead He let me into his house and I Tasered the bastard and duct taped him up I dragged Dog Duct Tape Man to my fake squad car and put him in the trunk I drove him to a secluded spot and did a very enjoyable EJK I enjoyed each and every act of Pet’s Revenge and Murder This is my new job and I always enjoy it and get away with it I have backing from Big Brother and the Illuminated People