Peep

I heard that those French girls were raunchy as hell I thought I’d go find me a young mademoiselle I’m no work of art and I’m well past my best But I’ve had a wash and I’ve changed my string vest My mate said the best girls stand out in the crowds But then he said I’ve got my head in the clouds He said you’re so old that you might make them shriek I said I’d be happy to just get a peek So I bought a Kodak, its lens was quite long To steal me a shot of a girl in a thong My mate said that’s freaky, in fact it’s perverted I knew he was right, I was quite disconcerted But ladies and me, well it has been a while A quick flash of flesh would sure make me smile I had an idea: I would head for the sky And focus on windows of buildings nearby My plan didn’t work and I took not one shot Although I had thought that I’d get quite a lot So I’m heading home where I’ll have a cold shower And never return to that damned eye-full tower.