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My wife came home from a clinic, after seeing the doctor today. She had a big smile on her face, before she had these words to say, “The doctor said my health is great, for forty-five and then I was told, that I had the breasts of a woman, who was just an eighteen year old”. I just looked up from my paper and had a slight smirk on my face, before I reverted to sarcasm, thinking this’ll put her in her place. So then I made this smart remark, “What did the doctor say about, your fat forty-five year old bum?” My wife gave a sigh and replied, “Your name wasn’t mentioned old chum”.

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Date: 3/17/2021 12:52:00 PM
oh my this is so funny made me have a good chuckle. love phyl
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 4/10/2021 9:56:00 PM
Hello Phyllis ... proof that it doesn't pay to make smart remarks - thank you Phyllis - Lindsay
Date: 3/13/2021 3:34:00 PM
hahahah! Good one! Loved this. God Bless, JB ;)
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 9:47:00 PM
Hello Judy ... Pleased you saw the funny side of a mild domestic - thanks Judy - Lindsay
Date: 3/12/2021 4:55:00 PM
Brilliant! Nuff said. Terry
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Date: 3/16/2021 9:45:00 PM
Hello Flood ... pleased you liked this bit of returning fire - thanks Terry - Lindsay
Date: 3/9/2021 5:36:00 PM
Ho, ho, ho. This is so good that I'm even ok with the wife getting the last laugh ~ Hen-pecked Rooster
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 9:43:00 PM
Hello Gershon ... and she certainly did Gershon - thanks - Lindsay
Date: 3/9/2021 4:18:00 PM
Haha that put her in her place. Tom
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 9:40:00 PM
Hello Tom ... yes, but only to have the compliment returned - thanks again Tom - Lindsay
Date: 3/9/2021 12:35:00 PM
omg ha ha ha that is so darn funny:-) hugs Jan xx
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 9:39:00 PM
Hello Jan ... I thought you might have got a chuckle out of this comeback - thanks Jan - Lindsay
Date: 3/9/2021 11:19:00 AM
So he gave her the works? That's National Health Service for you! Aloha! Rico
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 9:37:00 PM
Hello Rico ... sometimes making a smart comment boomerangs back and quick - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Date: 3/8/2021 9:03:00 PM
Ha, now that's funny. John
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 9:34:00 PM
G'day John ... pleased you got a giggle out my silliness - thank you John - Lindsay

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