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Bob got slapped while just shopping for fruit. The young girl yelled, “You raunchy old coot. Really, you’ve got the nerve!” He said, “I don’t deserve such abuse--those aren’t melons? Oh, shoot!”

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Date: 9/5/2023 8:26:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. Your "Ouch" is a creative/fun write. Thanks for the laugh/smile. Have a great day.............
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Date: 9/5/2023 6:58:00 AM
teehee Janice. I'm still smiling at it! Congratulations! :)
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Date: 9/3/2023 5:00:00 PM
Janice, so funny, congratulations on your winning placement!
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Date: 8/27/2023 6:52:00 AM
Janice, I didn't see it coming until the last line, then it hit with a bang and the image created had me laugh out loud! I can just see this at my local produce stand!!! Good Luck in the contest!!!
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Date: 8/25/2023 9:08:00 AM
What cravings....! Can't be appeased with anything less than melons ! Great one Janice.... ! Very hilarious.... Lol. All the Best!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 8/26/2023 6:21:00 AM
Valsa, thanks a million! Janice
Date: 8/23/2023 1:52:00 PM
Janice, you have an audience laughing. mild bawdy and very funny! B0l
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 8/24/2023 3:00:00 PM
Thanks a million, Anaya! Janice
Date: 8/22/2023 5:42:00 AM
Lol, love it Janice, I think our minds were on the same track. Good luck in the contest. Tom
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 8/22/2023 6:05:00 AM
Thanks so much, Tom. There's a fine line between naughty and filthy. I try to stay on the mild side! LOL! Janice
Date: 8/21/2023 5:07:00 PM
Very good one
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 8/21/2023 6:01:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea! Janice
Date: 8/21/2023 3:37:00 PM
about to pass out.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 8/21/2023 6:00:00 PM
??~~~Thanks. Janice
Date: 8/20/2023 9:23:00 PM
Hillarious Janice, lol. You have a great sense of humor thanks for the smile...
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 8/21/2023 1:06:00 PM
Thanks a million, Michael! Janice
Date: 8/20/2023 12:14:00 PM
Laugh out loud limerick! I'm sure they were ripe though.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 8/20/2023 12:54:00 PM
Oh, my! Thanks so much, David! Janice
Date: 8/20/2023 6:35:00 AM
ha ha ha lol that's so funny, I've done a few 'melon' poems in the past lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 8/20/2023 11:48:00 AM
Thanks a million, Jan. Janice

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