Oops I Did It Again Mom

It was above and beyond the call of duty When she had to clean his booty. He had crap from the pampers down And not a clean spot to be found. Then he took his hand and spread it all around From the table to the ground. He had spread it every where And had done it with such care. To him this was just a game As he tried to write his name. His mother was as angry as can be But she laughed hysterically. And as her laughter finally settled down He looked at her with a frown. He did not realize all that he had done He was just having fun. As she carried him to the shower He decided to have his final hour. Oops ! I did it again mom !