Ode To a Bad Woman

My friend has a woman, She’s gorgeous and mean. What comes from her mouth, Is mostly obscene. He brings her to parties She drinks till she’s drunk. Flirts with men, cusses women Then leaves in a funk. She spends all his money On booze, food and drugs, She dirties his house and pukes on his rugs. She’s maxed out his credit, Cost him most his friends. Yet he claims she’s well meaning. And he’ll stay to the end. When push comes to shove He’ll admit she’s most crass. But she’s tall, built and curvy, With great **** and great ass. So we wish him the best In his venture of love, We’ll be there with a hanky, When she gives him the shove.