Novelty Rides Inc

He saw a gap in the market, Knew he'd found a niche Got the idea at Scarborough From donkey rides on the beach. Camel treks from Whitby Going the scenic way Following the coastal road On to Robin Hood's Bay. The very place where, if Local legend had it right, Mr Hood and the Vikings Had a very dirty fight. He advertised on the Internet Pretty sure there would be A plethora of investors All as Foresighted as he. He checked his e mail hourly, Couldn't understand why After forty three days Not received a single reply. He sent the camels back to Qatar After a very drastic rethink Then devoted his life to The Pursuit of strong drink. You can find him by Donny station A sight to make you weep As he rattles his tin can Begging for his keep. There's a moral to this story. Always look for the hitch: Though better than the alternative, Life at times can be a bloody .