Nose

He was sitting cross legged at 15th and Market The people would walk around him during the workweek He sat chatting with his cat The cat was named Mr Johnson and they were friends The man had skin cancer on his nose in the form of a bloody mole And there were days when he sat talking with the Mole The Mole would chastise him saying,"If your mother could only see you now." "If my mother could see me now it would be a miracle,"said the man The man's mother had been dead for over 20 years The Mole loved to get his back rubbed but the man was tired So the Mole gave him the silent treatment And Mr Johnson reached up and scratched the mole "You musn't be mean to the man or I will not feed you Mole." The Mole apologized to the Man The man decided to tell the Mole a story and cat would add parts He always added parts There once was a flower 'It stood near a Disco tower, "added Mr Johnson Its petals were yellow "All good moles shout hello,"sang Mr Johnson And the policeman was shaking the man and his mole "Move along buddy." Attempt at Burlesque