New Sheriff In Town

There is a new sheriff in town and he’s a Maine Coon of course. We had tried a duck, a fish, a llama, a cobra, a spider and a horse. We watched the Maine Coon strut up and down showing off his star. He was spitting tobacco, and it landed way off, very far. The Maine Coons make the best sheriffs in this high noon town. They never put up with any shenanigans up, low or down. We saw that this one looked as slick and as wise as the other one. The sheriff who ended up dead from a mean outlaw’s gun.