My Way

And now as I hold her near I turn and draw the bedroom curtain She made what she wants so clear She's going to get it tonight for certain I'm to be a raging bull and ravish her not in a shy way I'm to drive her into the erotic abyss By doing it my way Regrets, There have been so few but the chocolate sauce I'd better mention You were supposed to lick not chew That's why I'm full of apprehension but what a night on the golf course and the hard shoulder of the highway After just one romantic kiss We did it my way . Yes there were times I'm sure you knew When I needed a minute or two but you didn't have to pout Like a sour faced old trout because I was soon standing straight and tall and did it my way . We've loved , we've laughed and cried My rigidity I was losing With passing years stamina subsides and you find that so amusing Is that it ? I hear you say In your own demanding way Oh no , Oh no ''cos after a cup of tea'' We'll do it my way . For what is a man , What has he got If he can't do it twice on the trot Wear your dress whenever he feels Practice wearing your high heels The record shows I love sucking toes and I did it my way .