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My Lap Top

my keyboard sometimes sticks and snarls up my story went to the store and got jiffy lube and what a glory my fingers slide across the letters typing faster did a quick hit of the duster called air blaster. the light on the screen will often blink I plugged in my generator into the back link now the screen has 300 watt illumination and the audio sound has quality combination. feels like I am sitting in the theater now there is a lot of keys I haven’t learn what or how there is a tool box but not like mine in the garage a menu that has no food listed is a sabotage. Excel is just another brick in the wall which has nothing to help me at all the command prompt has deaf ears doesn’t follow thru and no changing gears. Monopoly is easier to learn than a computer I started too late, I must have a tutor I’m still trying to figure out about windows often my sites disappear and fall like dominoes. I got a security package to protect my skill but viruses still enter and that’s no thrill they try to scam me and pretend they’re real offering me a vacation that is a bogus deal. they want my personal information to cheat on me enabling them to use my credit account with forgery one nice feature about my computer is I can delete either a message I don’t want or the whole fleet. So please bear in mind that if you write I may answer if I can get things just right this is a keyboard and screen that sits on my lap but my cat loves to come up and nap. Often the words have too much space in between she smacks her tail all over the screen, I sent the computer back with a note in tack this is useless with a lap cat

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Date: 11/22/2019 1:57:00 PM
LOL! This was so funny! I really enjoyed this. I can identify with both computer issues and a cat on my lap! A Fav :)
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Date: 11/12/2019 4:31:00 AM
A lap cat.. true and humorous.. Nice poem.. Congrats..
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Date: 11/12/2019 1:20:00 AM
The ending is great!
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