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Martha Brown

Martha Brown is my neighbour. and a sprightly eighty-five. Martha lives upon her own; so proud she can still drive. And it was just recently, Martha knocked upon my door, to ask me for a favour, and with this I can’t ignore. Martha asked me will I join her when driving to the city, for a medical appointment; to refuse would be a pity. With Martha on a highway, she soon opened up to me, that she cannot remember when last she drove to the city. When we reached the city limits, the world changed dramatically, with road traffic thickening, and lights change automatically. But something else troubled me because I am fairly sure, Martha drove down to the city; that was just a month before. But Martha kept on talking, as on and on she sped, although at an intersection, I’m certain the light was red. Perhaps that I am losing it, tricks are playing with my mind, and Martha’s explanation, had me a slight resigned. Then at the next intersection and the one that followed that, I gazed at the traffic lights while there’s Martha’s constant chat. I’ll admit I’m more than nervous and that something must be said for I was concerned as Martha did not see the lights were red. It was the time for Martha to be made fully aware, that she had run the red lights, and that gave her quiet a scare. “Good Lord!” Martha responded, but it’s I who need reviving, when Martha uttered to me; “I didn’t realize I was driving”.

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Date: 3/8/2021 10:25:00 AM
Gee that sounds like one scary ride. Always wonderful tales Lindsay. love phyl
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2021 10:51:00 PM
Hello Phyllis ... being with anyone who runs a red light is scary enough let alone being with someone who doesn't realize they are driving - thanks again Phyl - Lindsay
Date: 3/6/2021 11:14:00 PM
Now that's scary...well penned, but scary.
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Date: 3/16/2021 10:47:00 PM
Hello M.L. ... scary alright. Poor Martha wouldn't be driving any more on that day with me in the car - thanks M.L. - Lindsay
Date: 3/3/2021 5:10:00 PM
I would have to agree with everything Rick has stated just below. This was an entertaining read.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/5/2021 5:06:00 PM
G'day Robert ... in that case I'm really pleased I could entertain you Robert - Lindsay
Date: 3/2/2021 7:41:00 AM
Ha ha, that’s fantastic. You finished with style. What an entertaining piece. Hugs Rick.
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Date: 3/5/2021 5:05:00 PM
Hello Richard ... a sure way of putting the fear of God in anyone. I'm really pleased you enjoyed this poem - Lindsay
Date: 3/2/2021 6:57:00 AM
Hope you drove back Lindsay, this is a scary episode you won't forget in a hurry. We had to take my mother in laws driving licence away from her as she had a bad habit of whenever she reversed 3 or 4 objects, people, or cars suffered. The car had to be repaired big time, it was full of bumps, and bruises Great poem Lindsay, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 3/5/2021 5:02:00 PM
Hello Jennifer ... likewise, I had an uncle who got so bad that he'd park in the middle of the road and have no idea where he was. His car had to be confiscated or he would have kept driving. Dementia is horrible - thank you Jennifer - Lindsay
Date: 3/1/2021 12:33:00 PM
Poor Martha ;)
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Date: 3/5/2021 4:58:00 PM
Hello Angela ... yes, dementia is not a good situation for someone to be in. Martha certainly sprung a surprise of her own - thanks Angela - Lindsay
Date: 2/25/2021 8:37:00 PM
Perfect. This is truly a form of perfection you've mastered, Lindsay. Can't get much funnier than this. FAVE time. Thanks, Gershon
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/5/2021 4:54:00 PM
Hello Gershon ... it is easy to imagine that this situation could happen. Thanks for the FAVE Gershon. I'm pleased you got a laugh with this - Lindsay
Date: 2/25/2021 12:54:00 PM
Ohmygoodness!!! I'd say it's time for Martha to stop driving for I doubt she could pass the written esam or the eye exam. When I get my renewed the here in Canada says I have to have a medical exam first. How 'bout them apples. This was a most enjoyable read Lindsay. The ending gave me quite a shock. Always love your strories. God Bless my friend. JB
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Date: 3/5/2021 4:49:00 PM
Hello Judy ... thank you for your comment Judy. I've been caught out by people with dementia that I didn't suspect, but not in a car thank God - Lindsay
Date: 2/24/2021 11:18:00 AM
Not funny! I've been that passenger! Aloha! Rico
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/5/2021 4:46:00 PM
Hello Rico ... I wish I'd have known that. Listening to you I may have got to write a couple more verses - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Date: 2/24/2021 9:53:00 AM
Another masterpiece from the Master of Wit! The Good Book says love thy neighbor but in this case she could have lost a good neighbor! Perhaps next time she asks you to accompany her you might show neighborly love & suggest to her that she needs one of these new-fangled driverless cars!
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Date: 3/5/2021 4:44:00 PM
Hello Bob ... thanks for commenting Mate. My gosh; I don't think I'd survive a trip in a driver-less car, although trains in the Pilbara are driven by someone in Perth; 1500 kilometres away - Lindsay
Date: 2/24/2021 8:50:00 AM
omg you never fail to disappoint with a twist to the tale Lindsay lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/5/2021 4:38:00 PM
Hello Jan ... I guess I just enjoy writing what I'd call joke poetry with the final line bringing everything together. Thanks again for your support Jan - Lindsay
Date: 2/24/2021 12:54:00 AM
Lol a brilliant punch line Lindsay, you never disappoint us. Tom
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/5/2021 4:35:00 PM
Thank you very much Tom. I try not to disappoint, but there's so many on this site who don't disappoint, and of course that includes yourself Tom - Lindsay

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