Madder Than the Other Hatters

There was much chatter about the new mad hatter He is madder than the other, said my sister and brother I want to meet him, I told them, intrigued by the new him. He was a bit crazier than expected, nutty as suspected, on a whim. How else would he have met the council’s approval? I said. He was upside down backwards weird, named himself Odd Ted. He could run for mayor of crazy town, I suggested immediately. It was agreed upon unanimously, and delivered with expediency. For if there is one thing we know about our delightful city, Crazy Town, It’s undeniably the weirdest, zaniest place under, over, above or down. Mad hatter turned down our offer to make him mayor and ran away. The sixth crazy mad hatter mayor that had gotten away that day.