Koala Brains

(For MTG, LB and their ilk) If you give a koala A fistful of eucalyptus leaves, their only food, They won't know what to do with it. Gotta pick it themselves, or starve. That's because their brains are smooth, Like chicken breasts. No convolutions, small surface area, few connections. What you see is what you get; Pretty damned dumb for a mammal. It seems to me, my dears, That you bear a striking resemblance To these creatures. Hand you a concept outside of your bubble - You know, the food of higher thoughts - You just stare at it, Then reject it as indigestible. This renders your very thoughts smooth, No convolutions, small surface area, few connections. What you see is what you get; Pretty damned dumb for mammals.