Know It All Tshirt Maker Day Job

Been there Seen it Heard it Done it all before As I Work as a t-shirt maker during the day Am on each and ever social media platform known to man existing out there on the internet Drink in pubs with countless know it all's far to many to count Am a member of my local fishing club Host a once a weekly fishwives meeting on ever last Thursday of the month Am down with the kids A lifetime inductee to the conspiracy theorists Hall of fame secret society And am also in the freemasons as well And yes , yes I do confess to shooting the deputy but I didn't shoot sheriff that wasn't me I have an alibi So when I say Been there Seen it Heard it Done it all before It was actually even invented One thing you can know for sure Is that Yes I am One of those know it alls And yes I even have the t - shirt To prove it As I made it my for very own self during my lunch break of course Just in case anyone asks because I am on my final warning For doing far too much taking and not enough work that I am actually in fact paid for