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I'm scheduled to interview a few applicants for the job of master carpenter, and among them is the name of my ex. hmmm... I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sees me. After 9 years, there's a lot I'd like to ask him. He walks in and stops when he sees me... Me: Hello, Ex. Ex: Lin? I had no idea you were working here. Me: (with a sly smile I say...) Why would you? We've not spoken to each other in years. Ex: Yeah, sorry about that. I guess we've both moved on. Me: (with a 'skeptical' look I reply...) I certainly have, but let's keep this professional, shall we? To begin, tell me your work experience over the last 5 years. Ex: It's been a bit slow, you know since the pandemic began. Me: Are you saying you've been unemployed some of those years or all of them? Ex: I tried to work as often as I could, but you know me. Me: No, I don't. I thought I did, but you stopped being open with me long ago. Can we just stick to the reason you're here? Ex: I don't know. Can we? You seem to have animosity for the way things ended with us. Me: (trying to control the twitch in my jaw...) I assure you that I'm capable of interviewing you for this job with a fair and open mind, based on your credentials, or lack thereof. Ex: (smirking...) Then fire away! Me: Our clients depend on our services being delivered in a timely manner. Do you have a propensity for good work ethics, or for procrastinating like you always.... Ex: And there it is! The animosity you are holding on to. Lin, I don't blame you. You have the right to question me, not just if I'm qualified for this job, but for everything that went wrong with us. Believe me or not, but I've changed. Me: I'm not here to judge your technical abilities, because I have first hand knowledge that you have the ability to do what this job demands of our employees, but I have the responsibility to question all applicants for their character. I'm not holding a grudge. That's not MY character. Do you have references from the last few jobs you've held? Ex: I've included them with my resume, if you'd look more closely. Me: (feeling heat rising as I give him one of the looks he knows so well...) Would you just answer instead of being snarky with me? Ex: Sure, if you stop treating me like I'm still doing everything wrong. Me: (raised eyebrows are all I needed in response to that) Ex: Okay, I admit I made mistakes when we were together, but if you can't forgive me for that, there's no use in you questioning me any further for this job. Me: I forgave you years ago. It's the only way I could move on. The hurt was intolerable, but maybe you're right about still holding on to anger. We had so many dreams that were left unfulfilled, and I always wondered, 'What if...' Ex: (sincerely, he said...) I really am sorry... Me: (sighing...) I guess there was no way I could've interviewed you without getting personal, and that's not professional of me, so I'm sorry. Actually, I'm glad we had the chance to get closure today. Are you still interested in answering my interview questions? Ex: (he smiles that charming smile that I'd missed so much. The one that makes his green eyes sparkle as he says...) "Yes, more than ever."

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Date: 3/21/2024 8:17:00 PM
A great interview Lin, it’s good when ex’s get on, though not sure about working together… Beryl
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Date: 3/10/2024 12:21:00 PM
“I am woman hear me roar”…need I say more? Independence is not without heartache. Relationships are difficult and surviving a break-up leaves scars that never fully heal. This is an outstanding piece depicting a wounded survivor… but then, all of your stuff hits the mark, Lin. mm
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Date: 3/10/2024 1:24:00 PM
Hi Mark and thanks for making me smile at your first comment. ;-) I am so very pleased by your kind remarks and appreciate your support.
Date: 3/9/2024 8:33:00 AM
Hi Lin, LOL. this is so well written it almost seemed scripted and I could certainly personally relate to it. Very amusing scenario. Enjoyed it.
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Date: 3/9/2024 9:34:00 AM
Thank you, Nancy. If you relate you understand the relevance of clearing the air.
Date: 3/8/2024 5:06:00 PM
I felt like I was in the interview room with you and your ex. I loved the 'interview' form. It was quite effective. Nicely done, Lin. Hope you're well...have a great weekend, Sara
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Date: 3/9/2024 9:33:00 AM
You were the fly on the wall? Lol We’re in a good place. Thanks, Sara.
Date: 3/8/2024 2:11:00 PM
I loved this unique write from you, Lin! You must have been smiling as you penned this interview! I felt like I was watching a clip from a blockbuster romance! <3 Kim
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Date: 3/8/2024 3:03:00 PM
LOL, Kim. It was based on the types of conversations we always had. It was 11 years and when he called, it was as if not even a day had passed. A little thrust and parry. A little give and take, but we’re good. Thanks for making such insightful and fun comments. I was smiling and he did too when he read it.
Date: 3/8/2024 2:09:00 PM
I enjoyed reading your very creative Narrative write/story. Lots of emotions here. Living it makes a huge difference. Have a wonderful day/weekend writing away.................
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Date: 3/8/2024 3:04:00 PM
Thanks a lot for your continuous support, Paula. It was real.
Date: 3/8/2024 1:49:00 PM
Lin, this is fun to read...you've done it again. I'm thinking what a mistake the "Me" did by even having the interview, but she did really well, and in the end who knows what will happen. So many mixed emotions. It's a funny situation to have this happen. You do such a great job of describing the feelings and thoughts of the characters through each word you chose. I'm blown away. I've often wondered about people I used to love at one time or have a crush on. Our brains are too funny really.
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Date: 3/8/2024 1:54:00 PM
aww thanks, Duke. I can no longer say he's just someone I used to love and know. He's made amends and we share phone calls as friends. No punches pulled now because I'm no longer afraid to walk on eggshells around him. Thanks very much for your great review of this rather 'off the wall' narrative that was written for an AP contest. It wasn't difficult to write about the emotions I've lived. ;-)
Date: 3/8/2024 11:59:00 AM
A most peculiar Narrative Lin, with a nice thread of sarcastic remarks throughout, which makes me wonder if the Ex is getting chatted back up, or just being played along whilst you have a few digs at him, I’m not sure where exactly this one is leading, but I’m sure you had some fun writing it, I enjoyed the clever banter, cheers David
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Date: 3/8/2024 4:01:00 PM
Thanks, David... also the name of my ex.
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Date: 3/8/2024 3:13:00 PM
The to and fro effect works so well Lin, very creative!
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Date: 3/8/2024 1:35:00 PM
One poet in AP said it seemed as if my ex was interviewing me as well. That's exactly what I hoped some would see. It was all written in good fun.
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Date: 3/8/2024 1:31:00 PM
I have to explain this one. It was written for a contest in All Poetry, wherein the gist of the contest was to interview an ex (husband, wife, gf, etc) for a job. We got to choose the job and the questions. You are correct in that I loved using a conversation that my ex and I would've naturally bantered between us. I showed him what I'd written, and he laughed, agreeing that it was exactly the kind of conversation we have now. He's that kind of guy... now.

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