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Jack the Jester

Jack the Jester some people call me Quite hard living up to at times But if you keep reading, I'll write some sillies To help you forget winter's signs Join the army... visit exotic places Meet strange people, then kill them I'd really like to help you out, dear friend Which way did you come in They say beauty is in the eye of the beer holder A truer word was never uttered It's amazing I can still come up with these gems My poor brain is really cluttered To all you virgins out there, thanks for nothing This one sure gave me a giggle It's good we have this fancy computer thingy You'd never decipher my squiggles You laugh because you think I'm different I laugh because I just farted Change is good but dollars are much better Now do you see what you started

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Date: 2/2/2023 1:06:00 AM
There ya go again Jack, making my day a lil brighter ! Thanking you !
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/2/2023 3:16:00 AM
So happy to hear from you sweet Wendy!!! Tons of love from Canada, Happy Jack!!!
Date: 2/2/2023 12:39:00 AM
Lol, you've started my day with a laugh Jack, keep em coming. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/2/2023 3:21:00 AM
Happy I started your day off with a chuckle! Have a good one sir!
Date: 2/2/2023 12:22:00 AM
Glad your keeping a safe distance, no rotten egg smell, lol. Jack this one convinces me that when reaching a mature age anything goes lol. Thanks for the smile my friend and hope you are well...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/2/2023 3:24:00 AM
Yes I can do and say things you younger whipper snappers can't! lol
Date: 2/1/2023 11:25:00 PM
Jack,You nut case.Enjoyed .Thanks for the laugh.xoxoxoxo kissie, kissie. You know I never got an xoxoxoxo and kissie,kissie before I met you.I kinda like it.Thought I would return the favor.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/2/2023 3:25:00 AM
kissie, kissie!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/1/2023 11:55:00 PM
I accept all your kissie kisses with a warm feeling in certain areas! We could go on and on and on and on... in fact depending on your response, I look forward to them and try to keep them to a reasonable number!!!!! Love, Jack the Jester xoxox

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