It's Soooo Cold

It's so cold that hell has frosted lava lakes. It's a "no drop" zone for parachuting snowflakes. It's so freezing the screen door is squeakin' Slurpees are made when the doggy is leakin' It's so cold shivers scramble eggs. I found the yeti when lookin' at my legs. It's so frosty Jack is out decorating windshield art that's late for work frustrating. It's so cold the north pole is the tropics, and camping tents are made from igloo bricks. It's so chilly that even my rhymes are cool. But gawk too much, you'll end up with icicle drool.