Inlaws

Blood sucking leeches They suck until you're blue Robbing nectar from your peaches From the day you say I do They believe you want to fit in Boy are they mistaken You would rather swallow phlegm Than eat the family bacon To the females, you are prey To the men, a face to lecture Derived from a good lay Preceded by a nice gesture Once referred to as an outlaw Rather than Inlaw, you see Blinded to the stupidity I saw They laughed hysterically It's just how the cookie crumbles After my third rodeo Every player fumbles No matter how great the throw