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Inky

I cleaned the house with an octopus I mopped the floors with a squid I turned around and realised, exactly what I did the kitchen floor was covered with slimy blue black ink the heating on it started to kick up quite a stink looking at the bathroom the shower glistening black I thought that I should clean it before my mum gets back but I haven't got the know how the knowledge or the skill so I think I'll got to bed and just pretend I'm really ill

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Date: 12/20/2020 10:04:00 PM
Congratulations on your win, John, enjoyed reading this cute poem. Hugs Eve
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Date: 12/19/2020 4:40:00 PM
how hilarious John, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/19/2020 2:43:00 PM
Hi John, This is hilarious! Congratulations on your 1st place win. Merry Christmas a Happy New Year:-) Alexis
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Date: 12/19/2020 1:14:00 PM
This is truly funny John. Congrats on your win and God bless you.
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Date: 12/19/2020 11:32:00 AM
Very clever, enjoyable. Congratulations on your placement!
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Date: 12/19/2020 6:43:00 AM
What a mess, John! Congratulations on top win!
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Date: 11/23/2020 10:23:00 AM
Delightful "black" humor John :( Sounds like a good time to stay in bed! Congrats and kudos on your winning placement.
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Date: 11/23/2020 9:40:00 AM
John, congratulations on your win in Brian's contest with this wonderful write _Constance
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Date: 11/21/2020 1:47:00 PM
Nice one John... Great rhymes..
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