Impossible For God

McGee was in his garden When he saw the sky alight It forced him to his knees Because it shown so boldly bright He didn't dare to look When he heard a lofty voice Say, "That we've been looking all around, And now we're made our choice, Yes McGee It's you, we've found You've been really good this year, So, You get to make a wish Now, make it short and clear "Well, my Lord I would like A bridge built cross the sea So I could drive and see my son And he could visit me" “You see McGee, that would be A monumental task Impossible I would say Find something else to ask” “Ok, My Lord, there is one thing That’s plagued me throughout me life The lack of understanding Of all women, says me wife If you could give me wisdom So that I could truly see Why women think and do the things That seems to bothered me” A great pause filled the heavens Then a voice came from the blue “Did you want that bridge, McGee With one lane, or with two?”