If Time Stood Still

If Time Stood Still, I’d... I’d... take a suicide pill I can hear me wife say “All in a days work” Just imagine Non-stop DIY would drive me berserk She’ll say fix this, fix that, fix this again And I can’t say I’ll do it tomorrow, she’ll drive me insane I’ll be on me knees begging for one more day The nagger she is, She’ll nag me to death And when that woman starts talking, She dosen’t take a breath Her words come outta her mouth Faster than an automatic oozie I’m still repairing the holes In my jacuzzi So please keep the loving It makes the world go round And i’ll always have a tomorrow If you stop I will drown And be killed in a endless day of nagging sorrow **for my Wilma who asked me to write this poem**