If I Were An Elephant

If I were an elephant So big and strong and proud I'd fit right in with any Other elephant-al crowd. No one would call me "fat" Or "chubs," "obese," or even "thick" Because all my ginormous friends Would silence them real quick. The big ears that I try to hide From embarrassment and shame Would rather be my beauty marks Bringing pachydermal fame. And as I aged I could chill About wrinkles and some grey Elephants are happy to Be born and live that way! Big nose? No worries! Here's a trunk! And all uniquely beautiful. Buck teeth! No way! I'll show you how My tusks are truly useable! The best part, truth be told, If an elephant I could be I'd be so big I could stomp bullies But I'd choose to set them free.