I Thought I'D Seen and Heard It All

Remember when that nudnik dropped a bucket of paint on a canvas 'in the name of art,' but I said, "No, it ain't!" Or the time that politician just cursed and cursed and I told him he ought to try 'blank verse' Or the day Yasir Arafat received the Nobel Peace Prize and I stated, "A murderer was just honored for his lies" But when I heard a medical doctor say, "Abortion is health care" I dropped to my knees and started saying my prayers