I am N8LM Duplex Star Wars Tribute

I am N8LM a protocol droid, an oil bath is good when I’m annoyed; Perilous journeys leave me so annoyed, I prefer trips that are less than a parsec; It’s better to travel less than a parsec, if you get caught it is all your fault; How rude to blame me if it’s your fault I told you unequivocally of the odds! Seven hundred and twenty to one odds, you heard me in NONE of my dialects; Fluent in over six million dialects, I will aid you however you see fit; I translate language so it will fit, I am N8LM a protocol droid.