How Do I Take a Shower

Google it ... Soap and plumbing shopping spree? Several articles that all disagree A hot one makes you look old But few can tolerate the cold Some “experts” say it’s best at night Others consider bed-head fright Don’t overdo it and do take care Here’s a schedule to condition my hair Soaps and scrubs all organic Or just a sudsy bar in a panic All these rules and regulations! I don’t even know--what’s exfoliation? Did my research and still haven’t started Just...ugh! How do you turn on the water!?