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Horn I Always Has Haiku Humor When Trump stepped off curb, Do not bother him or disturb, As well as perturb. Session by session, Trump will make poor impression; Does use deception, At us stares and stares While out you always wears, When up or down stairs. Trump is undressing. Others will be impressing; All his sins stressing. Out sins poured and poured; Trump had been told by our Lord, History was restored. Trump is a looter; Ignorance needs a tutor. Never straight shooter. Trump does have an urge, Be loser while being skirge, As President must purge. Trump is hard to bare; A loser beyond compare; Steels more than fair share. Had looked at big board; History had been restored; Trump did bring on discord. At us stares and stares; For anyone Trump never cares'; Spent all of our fair shares. Trump talks and rambles; Not sure and always gambles; Left us in shambles. Trump last of liter; Always has become bitter; Needs baby sitter. In sun, Trump does bask; Refuses to wear his mask; Even when we ask. Trump does day by day, Always leads our souls astray; For sins he must pay. Like last one the best. Jim Horn

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Date: 1/12/2021 4:18:00 AM
You had several nice pieces. But you lost me totally with your politics/trump stuff. Sophomoric, at best.... Im being kind. I will keep tuned for some other less divisive pieces by you. Good luck
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Date: 1/5/2021 7:52:00 AM
You and I have the same initials, JH. The line...Needs baby sitter made me laugh. I take it Mr Trump did not receive your vote.
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James Horn
Date: 1/8/2021 9:59:00 AM
You are right. The lower your education, income and socioeconomic status the more likely you were to vote for Trump.

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